Horrible Star Trek jokes

By akie

Question: How many ears does Picard have?
Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Question: What did the blonde Klingon say?
Answer: “It was a good day to dye.”

Question: How many of the Enterprise’s senior officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to debate the moral implications.

Question: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
Answer: They have engaged the Borg.

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By akie

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