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Monty Python’s Camelot song performed by the original Star Trek cast:
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Sage Sossel made this wonderful spoof of Facebook.
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Kevin Smith (from Mallrats, Dogma, and Clerks fame) is a very talented story teller. Here he talks about a Superman movie he was asked to write… absolutely hilarious
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Question: How many ears does Picard have?
Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Question: What did the blonde Klingon say?
Answer: “It was a good day to dye.”
Question: How many of the Enterprise’s senior officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to debate the moral implications.
Question: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
Answer: They have engaged the Borg.
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A little robot that drums on everything on its path! Too cute
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A funny animation about humans being like a virus. Reminds me of the Matrix.
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If you’re developing a website, or a web application, you sometimes need to know which web browser you’re dealing with. So how do you know?
That’s what the user agent string is for, but it has become a complete mess, as described in this hilarious article.
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This is brilliant:
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.
This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams For My Father.
And that means he read Ray’s quotes.
And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.
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A brilliant Dutch parody of a key scene in Der Untergang. It portrays Hitler and his staff discussing where to go on their next company trip.
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Sometimes I climb into laundry basket and tickle my ears! Sometimes, I do not
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notalwaysright.com contains “a collection of quotes from these particularly memorable customers”… like this one:
Me: “Thank you for calling [costume store], how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, do you guys have costumes?” Me:*sarcastically* “No, I’m afraid we’re a tax accounting service.” Customer: “Oh. Can I write off a costume rental on my taxes?”
or this gem
Me: “Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****” Customer: “Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!” Me: “Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.” Customer: “Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!” Me: “Er…is there a button that says ‘OK’?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?” Customer: “Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!!” *hangs up* Me: “…you’re welcome?” Mentor:*after listening in* “You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank… the same person I entrust my life savings to.”
Ok, just one more
Customer: “What time do you guys close?” Me: “Nine.” Customer: “… o’clock?” Me: ”No… feet. Nine feet.”
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