1. Ask them why they are bitter against God.
2. Tell them that if there’s no God, they might as well go out and kill people.
3. Ask them to pray with you.
4. Invite their children to go to church with you.
5. Insist that there is a God, and show them where in the Bible it says so.
6. …
7. …
Maybe a little bit too bitter, but some made me laugh anyway.
“Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion, has actually convinced people… that there’s an invisible man! Living in the sky! Who watches everything you do, every minute, of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does NOT WANT YOU TO DO. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire, and smoke, and burning, and torture, and anguish where he will send YOU, to live and suffer and burn, and choke, and scream, and cry, forever and ever till the end of time. …but he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
– George Carlin, “You’re All Diseased.”
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
– Epicurus, Greek Philosopher
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
– Emo Philips
“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”
-Christopher Hitchens
Another Bizarro comic…
I like his style 🙂
From dailyatheistquote.com:
“People who don`t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs.”
Unknown
“The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.”
Gustaf Lindborg
“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
Delos B. McKown
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.”
Unknown
“Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.”
Unknown
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”
Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
Now what kind of questions would be in there? See for yourself!
This YouTube video is a nice summary of my personal beliefs.
