Question: How many ears does Picard have?
Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Question: What did the blonde Klingon say?
Answer: “It was a good day to dye.”
Question: How many of the Enterprise’s senior officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to debate the moral implications.
Question: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
Answer: They have engaged the Borg.